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    General of Telara Dahliablood's Avatar
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    Default Halp.

    Guise, I need halp. I love in game attention cause you know i'm a girl (pst me for more information on how I am a girl) and well....boobs.

    I want to be popular and sit with the cool kids, however there are some hurdles.

    1. I am a rogue, not much use to anyone.
    2. I am a bad rogue, I use Fan Out. Veeru said so
    3. I am not very good at anything overall in Rift. Except maybe picking flowers.
    4. Everyone hates me.
    5. I have no fwends.
    6. I can never be as hot as Strente.

    How do I overcome these problems to be the best Rift player IN THE WHOLE GAME?
    I am open to all suggestions. Please keep it constructive. Rerolling is not an option.
    Awesome game. #1 PvP.

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    Copy a picture of some swimsuit model and pretend its you.

    Instant fame and attention.

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    Follow me around for a day like a young apprentice and I will show you the ways, blood of dahlia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LolitaSpanky View Post
    and well....boobs.
    This is all you need in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baramos View Post
    This is all you need in my book.
    You are so awesome b-ru.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baramos View Post
    This is all you need in my book.
    I wish that was enough. But alas, it is not.

    More suggestions needed.
    Awesome game. #1 PvP.

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    I think I have what you need.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvrRoQgSSQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistacrowley420 View Post
    I think I have what you need.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvrRoQgSSQ
    You tease me with youtube videos I can't watch at work.
    Awesome game. #1 PvP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LolitaSpanky View Post
    You tease me with youtube videos I can't watch at work.
    Tis Kaspurtz, King of Rift with the fundamentals of mmo pvp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LolitaSpanky View Post
    Guise, I need halp. I love in game attention cause you know i'm a girl (pst me for more information on how I am a girl) and well....boobs.

    I want to be popular and sit with the cool kids, however there are some hurdles.

    1. I am a rogue, not much use to anyone.
    2. I am a bad rogue, I use Fan Out. Veeru said so
    3. I am not very good at anything overall in Rift. Except maybe picking flowers.
    4. Everyone hates me.
    5. I have no fwends.
    6. I can never be as hot as Strente.

    How do I overcome these problems to be the best Rift player IN THE WHOLE GAME?
    I am open to all suggestions. Please keep it constructive. Rerolling is not an option.
    I heard sucking up to wreck and doing 5s with him makes you legit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thedarkside View Post
    I heard sucking up to wreck and doing 5s with him makes you legit.
    One can not simply walk into a Wreck 5 man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thedarkside View Post
    I heard sucking up to wreck and doing 5s with him makes you legit.
    I hear it's better to be a crybaby and whine on the forums about somebody you've never even talked to.

    Edit: Seriously though, we've talked like once in say chat and I was nice and you were nice. If you get your jimmies rustled from people being mean to others on the forums that's your problem.

    You make jokes about school shootings in 60 chat, you're such a nice guy. I call out idiots, I am the anti-christ.
    Last edited by mistacrowley420; 02-17-2013 at 06:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thedarkside View Post
    I heard sucking up to wreck and doing 5s with him makes you legit.
    Sound a bit jealous, whats been stuck up your dong lately.

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    Whenever i think of your name Dahlia....

    A girl on her period is what comes to mind.
    Fourtyfour

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    Quote Originally Posted by DefinitelyNotHexxx View Post
    Whenever i think of your name Dahlia....

    A girl on her period is what comes to mind.
    Should change your name to 44purges.

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