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Thread: Next contestant on the wheel-o-nerf!

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    Default Next contestant on the wheel-o-nerf!

    The Cabalist!

    Congratulations! You've been selected to be this patch's most QQ spec!

    You'll enjoy an all expense paid trip aboard the QQ train, where you'll enjoy constant verbal threat, people asking for you to be castrated and of course... An outcry of other pvp'ers questioning your sexual orientation!

    But wait... act now and we'll throw in a hand full of threats for your very own mother! thats right, no extra charge!

    Rest assured, you wont have to lift a finger. Nothing you do during this trip will have anything to do with your abilities and everything to do with you being completely OP and a horrible, horrible person in real life. So relax, take your chainmail sandals off and let us push the easy button for you.

    Once the QQ train has arrived safely at 'omg nerf u nao' station, you'll have a seat waiting for you with such previous winners as Parachamps, Pyros, Stormcallers, Saboteurs and of course those Titan-Striking Warriors of old.

    Special guests include Reavers, paladins and chloromancers, though to be honest we cant figure out why they're here anyway.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come on down!

    No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited.
    Last edited by Corebot; 08-08-2011 at 04:25 AM.

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    Nice one!
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    10/10

    Liked reading that, though sadly so true
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    Well played sir, although you missed Stormcaller. I predict that will eclipse Cabalist tbh.

    Nothing is enjoyed more here by the mob than crying over mages with big numbers.
    Last edited by Naduri; 08-08-2011 at 04:35 AM.
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    Feels inevitable doesn't it?! I wonder which the next FotM will be...

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    When I play a cabalist a feel like a have to take a shower afterwards.

    Not only do I despise dps clerics, but I despise how much fun I'm having with them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaine View Post
    When I play a cabalist a feel like a have to take a shower afterwards.

    Not only do I despise dps clerics, but I despise how much fun I'm having with them
    qft ..... qFFt.
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