The title seems like a huge joke, yes.

But those zone invasions that happen from NPCs, could be shown on the map as the other side who has qued up and became an assault force when enough players que into it, zoning them into the front gate of the opposing factions main city, they last there until they all die from all the players and the town guards, there would be some kind of time limit to control how often this could happen or it could be done with the ancient wardstones that I don't think get too much use off the pvp servers.

The name of the boss on the map would be the cleric in the group, of course.