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Thread: Ode to the Rogue

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    Rift Disciple Novelty's Avatar
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    Default Ode to the Rogue

    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    I'm playing Ranger,
    Pew Pew
    Pew Pew



    /bows

    Lag, President and CSO of <Terrible Idea>
    Professional Troll and Rougbe Extraordinaire

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    Cadence is dead
    Our debuffs, too
    Bards still win warfronts
    By trolling /y, foo
    Last edited by Kyera; 06-16-2012 at 06:49 PM.
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    While other classes DPS freely
    Without any tether
    No resources to manage
    But the Rogues are nether

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    The Sab crystal is OP
    And Eradicate too
    ~Quiescent

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    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Energy.

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    "Violence rules, guns are cool and we've got guns, in our school "
    (Dead Milkmen)

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    Rogues are fine
    still there's QQ
    nerf all warriors
    and mages please too.

    /trolling off

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    We can do it all, just not that well
    By the forums that's OK from what I can tell
    If only we could use Sin-RS in every encounter
    We'd have a chance to top every meter

    The only soul we need is a healer
    Energy is something else to consider
    Everything about rogue would then be swell
    Maybe because the other classes smell
    I rite a gooded guide for rouges.

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    I enjoy melee
    It's the real McCoy
    Not enough energy
    I need Verse of Joy

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    Default Just another pwn in the storm w.i.p.

    (RL song Another Brick in the Wall)
    verse 1:

    We just use our eradication
    pew pp pew pew
    pew pp pew pew
    Strafe and rapid fire elation
    pew pp pew pew
    pew pp pew pew
    Warriors leave those rogues alone
    Hey! Warriors leave those rogues alone!

    All in all you're just another pwn in the storm.
    All in all you're just another pwn in the storm.


    (plz add verses to it)
    Last edited by Nuuli; 06-17-2012 at 11:05 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuuli View Post
    (RL song Another Brick in the Wall)
    verse 1:

    We just use our eradication
    pew pp pew pew
    pew pp pew pew
    Strafe and rapid fire elation
    pew pp pew pew
    pew pp pew pew
    No escaping Rift Storm's big kaboom!
    Warriors leave those rogues alone.
    Hey! Warriors leave those rogues alone!

    All in all you're just another pwn in the storm.
    All in all you're just another pwn in the storm.


    (plz add verses to it)
    missed a line sorry...
    Last edited by Nuuli; 06-17-2012 at 11:14 AM.

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    What sound is sweeter,
    Than Time Bomb ticking?
    What buff is better,
    Than Guardian Phase trolling?
    What ability more nooby,
    Than Fanout spamming/winning?
    What point investment is more powerful,
    Than Riftstalker teleporting?
    None I say, for I iz a rouge.



    On a more serious note, these are my poems for some souls:
    "Son of death, child of flame, a Nightblade never stops, til his foe lays slain".
    "My friends will be safe, though my foes are ruthless, I am Riftstalker, my fighting is selfless".
    Piras@Faeblight
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