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Thread: Storm Legion: Mage Soul Trees: a humble request - Might we please see more?

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    Default Storm Legion: Mage Soul Trees: a humble request - Might we please see more?

    To His Eminence
    The Most Reverend
    Servant of the Arcane
    Master Kervik the Magnificent of Trion
    Senior Mage Developer


    Your Excellency, Esteemed Kervik,

    Forgive me for intruding your seclusion; I come before you with a most humble request. We, the mage community, shall be eternally grateful if you, in exercise of that magnanimity and nobility of soul for which you are known, could release the new soul trees, so that we may better appreciate the fruits of your labour and sing your praises from Plane to Plane. We solemnly promise - nay, we swear upon our wizardly honour and dps - to treat them solely as works in progress. We shall not hold you or the Art Department accountable for anything that may change at a later date.

    We pray that you do not deem this too great a favour to bestow upon your loyal followers. However, should you, for reasons unbeknown and/or generally unfathomable to us, take that unfavourable view, might we suggest a compromise? Perhaps release one soul tree every week or so until the Storm Legion beta?

    Should any of the other class developers protest, we urge you to kindly remind them of the time that was selflessly offered to non-mage related questions during the Harbinger reveal - time which Elrar's mouse could have spent hovering over branch and root icons. We believe they will not press the issue further once they hear this most unassailable argument. (But, just in case, we have the Witches' Cursing Squad on standby. We have also secured an ample supply of bacon and corgis, to be judiciously applied in furtherance of our cause.)

    We trust in your continued moral decency and generosity of spirit.

    Compliments of the season to you and your co-workers
    Your most humble servant
    Akashar of Faeblight, formerly of Sunrest

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    ...

    Not sure if I am impressed or should laugh...

    Can I do both?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aguni View Post
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    Not sure if I am impressed or should laugh...

    Can I do both?
    Hell I am impressed, laughed, and would buy this person a beer (or bacony goodness) irl if I knew them, that was pretty well done.
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    How dare you! Humour is most unbecoming for a mage. We are supposed to be serious folk. Studious and all.

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    Kervik has forsaken us! Bring the sacrificial goat...

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    They were out of the goats, too many men were starring at them it seems. We have this Lama thou...
    I want to see the light leave your eyes
    Feeling your breath on my lips one last time
    I want to see the light leave your eyes.
    Feeling your breath for the last time.
    God rest your soul is mine....

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    Prithee, most Puissant Kervik, grant thee this, thy humble servants' request.

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    The OP doesn't it do it for me.
    Seems to be trying too hard.

    It was funny at first but I couldn't get through it all.
    Last edited by Primalthirst; 08-29-2012 at 08:03 PM.
    Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primalthirst View Post
    The OP doesn't it do it for me.
    Seems to be trying too hard.

    It was funny at first but I couldn't get through it all.
    THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T GET MORE PREVIEWS!

    *sigh*

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    Nicely written

    Quote Originally Posted by Primalthirst View Post
    The OP doesn't it do it for me.
    Seems to be trying too hard.

    It was funny at first but I couldn't get through it all.
    I'll write a tl;dr for you:

    ''Trion plz gief Mage soul preview nao plz plzplz Kervikissexy''
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