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    Plane Touched Slythorh's Avatar
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    Default You will laugh when you hear this.

    So my warrior friend just got his mage to level 50. We've gone through quite a few mages the past couple months and he decided to level one himself to bring to alt raids to hopefully join the raid team once he was geared.


    I had posted this rotation on our forum to all of our mages to try out.

    Pillaging Stone x5
    Searing Vitality
    Thunderbolt x2
    ~~~(Repeat from here) ~~~~~~
    (Building Storm ON)
    Thunderbolt
    Ice Shear
    (Use all CD's HERE when they are up)
    (Static Flux ON)
    Arctic Blast
    Lightning Strike
    Raging Storm
    (Static Flux OFF)
    (Building Storm OFF)
    Ice Shear
    (Static Flux ON)
    (Building Storm ON)
    HailStorm
    (Building Storm OFF)
    (Static Flux OFF)
    Cloud Burst
    Cloud Burst
    Cloud Burst
    (Building Storm ON)
    Thunderbolt
    Iceshear
    (Static Flux ON)
    Arctic Blast
    (Building Storm OFF)
    Lightning Strike
    Raging Storm
    (Static Flux OFF)
    Cloud Burst
    Cloud Burst
    Ice Shear
    Lighting Strike
    Cloud Burst
    Cloud Burst



    I told him to practice the rotation at the dummy and when he finally gets it he will be impressed with his dps. I went afk for about 15 mins to go m ake food, I asked him how he was doing when I got back.



    His first response: Yeah dude, I made that macro like you said and for some reason my sh*ts not working.



    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    This cant be a true story.. if it is.. why in gods name would you all want him as a mage on your raid

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    I'd love to see his face when he realised you have to do that manually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klai View Post
    I'd love to see his face when he realised you have to do that manually.
    When i told him that, his exact words were "....what?"

    I was like, "Dude, those spells can't be macroed you have to hit the spells manually, and in that order."

    Him: "F*ck that dude, ill play chloro then."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slythorh View Post
    When i told him that, his exact words were "....what?"

    I was like, "Dude, those spells can't be macroed you have to hit the spells manually, and in that order."

    Him: "F*ck that dude, ill play chloro then."
    LOL typical warriors and rogues want it that easy too any ideas as to why they want mages nerfed? hah because they cant L2P mages
    Last edited by kaco; 09-03-2011 at 11:48 AM.

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    lol, too funny. My rogue friend asks why I dont just put my skills in rotation order on my bar: 1-2-3-4-5 etc.. Maybe there is no such thing as a set rotation for mage, my entire CALLING is situational. Silly melee.

    Plus, having 4 bars worth of things I have to be mindful of just makes me feel like a better player <3 mage.

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    LAWL SILLY 1 BUTTON MELEE MACRO HEROES

    Oh..Wait.. Sh!t.

    Well, for the record Sabdancer took me at least 30 minutes to memorize.
    ~Quiescent

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    Slythorh, I think you're missing a Lightning Strike after Hailstorm.
    It should slot inbetween BS off and SF off.
    Nope.

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    I copied it directly from where it was posted, I've got no idea tbh.

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    So, so funny.
    "You're right. Technically he has the right to cry about it. And I have the right to mock him for crying about something stupid." ~Bridgeburner
    "Try to hate other people less, you might enjoy life more." ~Tenet

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    No wonder nobody plays SC. Jesus christ, that's a nasty "rotation"

    Imagine if all classes had to do **** like that to maximize their output....

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    Omg lol am I the only one here that assumed that was how it is for all classes? xD I've been playing SC since the beggining too lol

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    You will laugh when you hear this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slythorh View Post
    So my warrior friend just got his mage to level 50.
    was enough to know the punchline and so really hope that the next few MMOs dont support lazymode macros, giving some people a wakeup call.
    Last edited by FinalplayerRyu; 09-04-2011 at 01:21 AM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawnos Skyre View Post
    Omg lol am I the only one here that assumed that was how it is for all classes? xD I've been playing SC since the beggining too lol
    OH yeah... same here..

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    And this is why I raid as a Necrolock, just refreshing dots taxes my pea-brain so I don't even want to look at that rotation O.o

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