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Thread: Mages REALLY ARE the red-headed step children...srsly

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    Plane Touched Dwindarf's Avatar
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    Default Mages REALLY ARE the red-headed step children...srsly

    From the same dwarf who brought you tragedies of dwarven plate noobie armor (see sig) and the magical returning lvl 47 "burlap" shoulderpads (http://forums.riftgame.com/rift-gene...ml#post2984409).....

    My fellow Rifters.
    I bring you the next chapter now in the plight of mages everywhere.

    May I present the fashion of T1 armor, AND (yes... the models are reused!) T2 armor!

    First comes the mighty WARRIOR.
    Just look at the power radiating from this fearsome opponent. I bet he put on those pants like a boss this morning.

    Next is the sagely and wise CLERIC.
    I can feel the holiness rolling off him way over here.

    Out of the shadows comes the deadly ROGUE.
    He can slice a pizza for a party of 10 while he's carving a smiley face into your face at the same time.

    And tripping over his own robe is....the mage. Wait...is this really the mage?
    Unfortunately yes.

    My eyes are bleeding.
    There is no curse in Dwarven, Ethish, or the tongues of Mathosians for this god awful armor set.

    Did you guys throw darts on a wall to pick what pieces would go with what?
    Or should I just roleplay myself as a mage who was swallowed by Maelforge and then spit out half chewed because even a dragon's stomach couldn't digest this absolutely horrendous outfit.

    Too bad my dwarf mage's hair is already white.
    But if you get up really close, you can see the red strands peeking out here and there.
    Maybe I can be buddy buddy with Harry Potter after his foster parents boiled his first school outfit in a pot to dye it.

    I think this outfit was in there too.
    T H E C H R O N I C L E S O F D W I N D A R F
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    How Trion stole my Dwarf identity.
    The magical returning lvl 47 "Burlap" shoulderpads.
    Yay! T1 & T2 Mage gear!!!...wait..oh god...

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    I like you I think your funny, however I see your problem straight away...
    You used a dwarf model!
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    but, but...games are serious business!!!
    People need to realize that games are meant for fun. If you don't like a game then move on. Save your rage and qq for real issues.


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    good ol darf, your threads are always fun to read.

    use wardrobe moar.

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    Yeah, something is REALLY wrong with that imo - though not just the mage outfit...

    I mean... somehow when you put that gear on, it turned you in to a dwarf!

    I'd be too embarrassed to take pictures if I found myself in that state, let alone post them.
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    I don't like the warrior or rogue skins either tbh, at least on a dwarf model But the cleric looks pretty cool.

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    "Out of the shadows comes the deadly ROGUE.
    He can slice a pizza for a party of 10 while he's carving a smiley face into your face at the same time."

    lol

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    You picked the wrong race. Sorry.

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    I noticed you had a staff in every picture. Rogues are Warriors don't use staffs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lande View Post
    You picked the wrong race. Sorry.
    As if the Mage gear looks any better on any other race. :-P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shattered View Post
    As if the Mage gear looks any better on any other race. :-P
    ive seen some neat looking cloth gear. just got to wardrobe the right pieces.

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    Every time I see someone in that robe I think they should knock on the door and call out "housekeeping!" before entering the room...

    My Kelari mage has been wearing the "linen" style robe for like 20-some levels because I just can't find anything better, the other robes either make her look like a librarian or a streetwalker...

    At least they set up wardrobes right away, it was frustrating in the beginning to have to put up with wearing an ugly robe just because it was a stat upgrade to a much nicer one...
    Last edited by Ancem; 08-24-2011 at 12:02 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ancem View Post
    other robes either make her look like a librarian or a streetwalker...
    Welcome to the rest of the game. Each piece only has about 5 models, so the chances of this are extremely high.

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    Art direction in the game is totally lacking.

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    T1 geared mage:

    http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/n...lex/T1mage.png


    Looks fine to me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myso View Post
    I would like to see that sexy chest on the male dwarf .

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