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    Default Cleric Dev

    I think i saw the Cleric dev walking to the Trion office today, he did have to be moved with the aid of other Trion staff, but they where hiding in the bushes to pretend that he is a real boy!

    http://blogs.davenportlibrary.com/te...alloon-man.jpg

    What do you think our dev looks like?
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    I think our Dev just sits at his desk all day playing Call of Duty or something and when his supervisor walks by and asks him how Clerics are doing he just responds "fine, fine" without even making eye contact. Trion should hire me for a Cleric Dev.

    ...I'm great a Call of Duty. >.>
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    lol hilarious photo.

    Here is our real life Cleric Dev. in action.

    http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...eYx1J3GjBL5brw

    That's right. Playing tetris and eating cheetos.

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    Here is a picture of the real cleric dev:
    http://imgur.com/YXOhV

    Who wait that's me.... ah wells what's the difference I think I am as close to a dev as clerics will get.
    Cleric tanking: Justicar guide | Justicar spreadsheet and item list
    Defence is as much a part of war as offense, the shield as important a tool as the sword.

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    Nice sword.

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    Clerics don't use swords! Either that's not you, or you've been moonlighting in some other classes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radak View Post
    Here is a picture of the real cleric dev:
    http://imgur.com/YXOhV

    Who wait that's me.... ah wells what's the difference I think I am as close to a dev as clerics will get.
    I will gladly choose you over our current Dev, if we can even call him that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radak View Post
    Here is a picture of the real cleric dev:
    http://imgur.com/YXOhV

    Who wait that's me.... ah wells what's the difference I think I am as close to a dev as clerics will get.

    ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Restandre View Post
    Clerics don't use swords! Either that's not you, or you've been moonlighting in some other classes.
    Maybe he's a witch!
    CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!

    VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?

    CROWD: Burn her! Burn!

    BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?

    VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.

    BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.

    WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.

    BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.

    WITCH: They dressed me up like this.

    CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.

    WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.

    BEDEVERE: Well?

    VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.

    BEDEVERE: The nose?

    VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!

    CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!

    BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?

    CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.

    VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.

    BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?

    VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.

    BEDEVERE: A newt?

    VILLAGER #3: I got better.

    VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!

    CROWD: Burn! Burn her!

    BEDEVERE: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

    CROWD: Are there? What are they?

    VILLAGER #2: Do they hurt?

    BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?

    VILLAGER #2: Burn!

    CROWD: Burn, burn them up!

    BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?

    VILLAGER #1: More witches!

    VILLAGER #2: Wood!

    BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?

    [pause]

    VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?

    BEDEVERE: Good!

    CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...

    BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

    VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.

    BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

    VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.

    BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?

    VILLAGER #1: No, no.

    VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!

    VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!

    CROWD: The pond!

    BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?

    VILLAGER #1: Bread!

    VILLAGER #2: Apples!

    VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!

    VILLAGER #1: Cider!

    VILLAGER #2: Uhhh, gravy!

    VILLAGER #1: Cherries!

    VILLAGER #2: Mud!

    VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!

    VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!

    ARTHUR: A duck.

    CROWD: Oooh.

    BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,

    VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

    BEDEVERE: And therefore--?

    VILLAGER #1: A witch!

    CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch!

    BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales!

    [yelling]

    BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports!

    [creak]

    CROWD: A witch! A witch!

    WITCH: It's a fair cop.

    CROWD: Burn her! Burn her!

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    Oh uhm uhm... lets see.
    That is my... brother's... yes it's my brother's sword
    I am a cleric see my awesome mace.
    http://imgur.com/ri3hL
    It's a real life Thorvin's Unyielding Will.
    See it looks identical to the ingame version
    http://imgur.com/GcEjk
    Do you believe me now?
    Cleric tanking: Justicar guide | Justicar spreadsheet and item list
    Defence is as much a part of war as offense, the shield as important a tool as the sword.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radak View Post
    Oh uhm uhm... lets see.
    That is my... brother's... yes it's my brother's sword
    I am a cleric see my awesome mace.
    http://imgur.com/ri3hL
    It's a real life Thorvin's Unyielding Will.
    See it looks identical to the ingame version
    http://imgur.com/GcEjk
    Do you believe me now?
    You gotta warn me before you post hilarious content. Luckily the boss wasn't around when I tried to suppress my outburst.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninjahax View Post
    You gotta warn me before you post hilarious content. Luckily the boss wasn't around when I tried to suppress my outburst.
    Now who is being a witch checking the forums under the bosses time.
    Cleric tanking: Justicar guide | Justicar spreadsheet and item list
    Defence is as much a part of war as offense, the shield as important a tool as the sword.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radak View Post
    Here is a picture of the real cleric dev:
    http://imgur.com/YXOhV

    Who wait that's me.... ah wells what's the difference I think I am as close to a dev as clerics will get.
    At least your posts are constructive and move the process forward. Cleric dev decided he'd rather have a long long nap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radak View Post
    Oh uhm uhm... lets see.
    That is my... brother's... yes it's my brother's sword
    I am a cleric see my awesome mace.
    http://imgur.com/ri3hL
    It's a real life Thorvin's Unyielding Will.
    See it looks identical to the ingame version
    http://imgur.com/GcEjk
    Do you believe me now?
    I lol'ed

    I can see your a fan of weapons with multiple uses!

    I would'nt call you my cleric dev though, but definatley our justicar dev

    Anyways, our dev has to keep quiet until the other callings are fixed, they can't work on clerics until other people are happy with theirs or they'll nerf quit the game.

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