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    Exclamation Very Serious: How to Boost Rift Sales.

    Trion if you really want to BOOST sales you should totally FOCUS on creating more VANITY FLAIR items and not this new RAID/Fixing PVP BS. You KNOW COZ it's POINTLESS, NEVERENDING and UNREWARDING.

    OK so the first thing you can do is to UNLOCK the LIMITs placed in the WARDROBE towards wearing CLOTH items for ROGUES. I never understood why this LIMIT was there in the FIRST place, since SQUISHY targets will still LOOK SQUISHY. Also I'm a ROGUE so I don't really care about other CLASSES plus I have this sweet MAGE ROBE which I'm just DYING to wear. This is NOT a conflict of INTEREST. Take my WORD for it.

    So JUST UNLOCK MAGE ROBES for the ROGUE WARDROBE SET. MAIN PRIORITY ONE. This is a much needed BUFF for Rogues!!! WHY? ===>

    By doing so you SOLVE alot of BALANCING issues by MAKING ROGUES look COOLER. Sounds LUDICROUS? NOPE IT's NOT. The looking COOLER aspect outbalances the SERIOUS PVP IMBALANCES by a STATISTICALLY PROVEN factor of 100000 to 1. So no matter HOW many PARAGONs ZERG you, LW, FEARBOMB and NGCD u down, at the END of the DAY you will still LOOK COOL and FEEL GOOD.

    SO DO IT TRION. BOOST SALES BY 578%. LOOK COOL, FEEL GOOD.

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    http://www.vanityflair.net/

    I agree. More vanity flair items. I think those would boost your sales, Trion.

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    I think the OP has been licking lead based paint....

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    Do not feed the troll.

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    I THINK what the OP is SAYING is that CAPITALISING words randomly is COOL and does not make you look like a TOOL at ALL! It TOTALLY gets the POINT acOSs! This is WHaTs MISSING from their ADverTISING CAMPAIGNS!

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    Just read this with Billy Mays in mind.

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    Hi, Billy Mays here to share with you the most important product I have ever endorsed: Access to affordable wardrobe slots for everyone. If you're one of the 47 million unfashionable call now! We can help.

    Billy Mays can help.
    Last edited by Ansari; 07-31-2011 at 05:26 AM.
    I'm a Rogue, not a Rouge......Though it does bring out my cheekbones.

    Ansari - 50 Defiant Rogue
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    OP clearly doesn't care about this issue enough or they would have capitalised every word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pretty fiendish View Post
    OP clearly doesn't care about this issue enough or they would have capitalised every word.
    NO you are WRONG. Ever heard of the CAPS POLICE? They are ACTIVE here.

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    Must be serious with every other word in caps.
    Last edited by Adnoz; 07-31-2011 at 08:11 AM.

    (Gear)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adnoz View Post
    Must be SERIOUS with every OTHER word in caps.
    You have been CONVERTED. WELCOME.

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    Rift: Planes of Fashion Design

    Yup, that should boost sales.

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    I play Aion for that kind of stuff. Find an Asian game to play with rift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ansari View Post
    Hi, Billy Mays here to share with you the most important product I have ever endorsed: Access to affordable wardrobe slots for everyone. If you're one of the 47 million unfashionable call now! We can help.

    Billy Mays can help.
    Whoa, dude. Too soon. Too soon...

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