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    Default Pyro is chuck norris!

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    Pyro's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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    Pyro counted to infinity - twice.
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    Pyro does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Pyro goes killing.
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    If you can see Pyro, he can see you. If you can't see Pyro you may be only seconds away from death.
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    Pyro sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Pyro roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Pyro.
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    Pyro built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Pyro met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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    Pyro has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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    They once made a Pyro toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
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    A blind man once stepped on Pyro's shoe. Pyro replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm a Pyro!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Pyro.


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    Stop crying kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gany View Post
    Stop crying kid.

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    Pyro's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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    In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not a Pyromancer, because a Pyromancer killed that man.
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    Gophers spend most of their lives underground because they are hiding from Pyros
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nodisplay View Post
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    Pyro's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
    So are you a pyro complaining about pyros in the third person, or just a ******?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gany View Post
    Stop crying kid.

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    Please put a little creativity into your trolling. You bore me.
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